My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire. Read Summary
I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don't always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends. Read Summary
Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things. Read Summary
I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket. Read Summary
I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up. Read Summary
God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell. Read Summary
Girls are soft and pretty. Read Summary
I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend? Read Summary
Sometimes you can't prioritise family and you feel guilty. Read Summary
With the amount of money I have, it's difficult raising children the way I was raised. Read Summary
I'm filthy rich! Read Summary
I never thought about what people would say about me. I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor, and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do. Read Summary
I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies. Read Summary
Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire! Read Summary
The Canteen Boy, the reason you feel bad for him and you can laugh is because he, and I guess a lot of my characters, they don't notice they're getting made fun of. So they'll say something back that's not that great a quip, but in their mind they won the argument. Read Summary
In one day, I have times where I'm feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I'm the angriest man alive. My wife sees it. Read Summary
When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing. Read Summary
I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.' Read Summary
When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare. Read Summary
I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading. Read Summary