Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. Read Summary
I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse. Read Summary
It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody. Read Summary
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. Read Summary
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. Read Summary
If you greatly desire something, have the guts to stake everything on obtaining it. Read Summary
No man can discover his own talents. Read Summary
At the innermost core of all loneliness is a deep and powerful yearning for union with one's lost self. Read Summary
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves. Read Summary
There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary. Read Summary
I am a drinker with writing problems. Read Summary
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer. Read Summary
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. Read Summary
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke. Read Summary
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides. Read Summary
I wish I'd been a mixed infant. Read Summary
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in. Read Summary
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them. Read Summary
The prospect of success in achieving our most cherished dream is not without its terrors. Who is more deprived and alone than the man who has achieved his dream? Read Summary
All publicity is good, except an obituary notice. Read Summary