A day without laughter is a day wasted. Read Summary
A man's true character comes out when he's drunk. Read Summary
The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as men die, liberty will never perish. Read Summary
A tramp, a gentleman, a poet, a dreamer, a lonely fellow, always hopeful of romance and adventure. Read Summary
I suppose that's one of the ironies of life doing the wrong thing at the right moment. Read Summary
In the end, everything is a gag. Read Summary
Remember, you can always stoop and pick up nothing. Read Summary
Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage. Read Summary
We think too much and feel too little. Read Summary
I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician. Read Summary
I have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there if Jesus Christ was President. Read Summary
I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big shoes, a cane and a derby hat. everything a contradiction: the pants baggy, the coat tight, the hat small and the shoes large. Read Summary
I went into the business for the money, and the art grew out of it. If people are disillusioned by that remark, I can't help it. It's the truth. Read Summary
All my pictures are built around the idea of getting in trouble and so giving me the chance to be desperately serious in my attempt to appear as a normal little gentleman. Read Summary
We might as well die as to go on living like this. Read Summary
Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. Read Summary
Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles. Read Summary
This is a ruthless world and one must be ruthless to cope with it. Read Summary
Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. Read Summary
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Read Summary