You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. Read Summary
Without deviation progress is not possible. Read Summary
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird. Read Summary
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. Read Summary
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. Read Summary
The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows. Read Summary
I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be a product of plasticity. Read Summary
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced. Read Summary
No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to. Read Summary
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another. Read Summary
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe. Read Summary
Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something. Read Summary
You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream. Read Summary
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry. Read Summary
All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. Read Summary
Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff. Read Summary
Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read. Read Summary
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. Read Summary
One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds. Read Summary
It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia. Read Summary