I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. Read Summary
A man's only as old as the woman he feels. Read Summary
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. Read Summary
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. Read Summary
I must confess, I was born at a very early age. Read Summary
Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know. Read Summary
I intend to live forever, or die trying. Read Summary
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early. Read Summary
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. Read Summary
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook. Read Summary
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Read Summary
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again. Read Summary
Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it. Read Summary
Before I speak, I have something important to say. Read Summary
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. Read Summary
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. Read Summary
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. Read Summary
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. Read Summary
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others. Read Summary
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Read Summary