When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. Read Summary
The person who doesn't scatter the morning dew will not comb gray hairs. Read Summary
Buy the ticket, take the ride. Read Summary
You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye. Read Summary
I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination. Read Summary
There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge. Read Summary
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top. Read Summary
Football fans share a universal language that cuts across many cultures and many personality types. A serious football fan is never alone. We are legion, and football is often the only thing we have in common. Read Summary
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled. Read Summary
Richard Nixon was an evil man - evil in a way that only those who believe in the physical reality of the Devil can understand it. He was utterly without ethics or morals or any bedrock sense of decency. Read Summary
I was 22 when JFK was murdered, and I will never recover from it... Never. Read Summary
I am a generous man, by nature, and far more trusting than I should be. Indeed. The real world is risky territory for people with generosity of spirit. Beware. Read Summary
Victory is a fleeting thing in the gambling business. Today's winners are tomorrow's blinking toads, dumb beasts with no hope. Read Summary
Without gambling, I would not exist. Read Summary
America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable. Read Summary
Good news is rare these days, and every glittering ounce of it should be cherished and hoarded and worshipped and fondled like a priceless diamond. Read Summary
I have always hated bowling, and I don't mind admitting it. Read Summary
The world is still a weird place, despite my efforts to make clear and perfect sense of it. Read Summary
Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress is not a happy prospect. Read Summary
The Hell's Angels try not to do anything halfway, and anyone who deals in extremes is bound to cause trouble, whether he means to or not. This, along with a belief in total retaliation for any offense or insult, is what makes the Hell's Angels unmanageable for the police and morbidly fascinating to the general public. Read Summary