Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Read Summary
If you've got a talent, protect it. Read Summary
Maybe other people will try to limit me but I don't limit myself. Read Summary
I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, 'Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.' Read Summary
I really believe in the philosophy that you create your own universe. I'm just trying to create a good one for myself. Read Summary
My mother was a professional sick person; she took a lot of pain pills. There are many people like that. It's just how they are used to getting attention. I always remember she's the daughter of alcoholics who'd leave her alone at Christmas time. Read Summary
A lot of good love can happen in ten years. Read Summary
I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me. Read Summary
I tend to stay up late, not because I'm partying but because it's the only time of the day when I'm alone and don't have to be performing. Read Summary
Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr. Seuss inspired me to try cauliflower! Read Summary
But, you know, you can't be a star at home. Read Summary
Morgan Freeman is so class. He's so cool. He's so scary. Read Summary
I don't care if people think I am an overactor, as long as they enjoy what I do. People who think that would call Van Gogh an overpainter. Read Summary
I just want to be myself. Read Summary
Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me. Read Summary
I'm a hard guy to live with. I'm like a caged animal. I'm up all night walking around the living room. It's hard for me to come down from what I do. Read Summary
If you aren't in the moment, you are either looking forward to uncertainty, or back to pain and regret. Read Summary
Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them. Read Summary
I've tried everything. I've done therapy, I've done colonics. I went to a psychic who had me running around town buying pieces of ribbon to fill the colors in my aura. Did the Prozac thing. Read Summary
I love playing ego and insecurity combined. Read Summary