It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. Read Summary
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. Read Summary
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. Read Summary
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Read Summary
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. Read Summary
Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest. Read Summary
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. Read Summary
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. Read Summary
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Read Summary
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. Read Summary
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. Read Summary
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Read Summary
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. Read Summary
Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get. Read Summary
All generalizations are false, including this one. Read Summary
Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel. Read Summary
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. Read Summary
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Read Summary
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself. Read Summary
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. Read Summary