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Quotes by Theo Von

Born: 19th March 1980
Theo Von is an American comedian and podcast host.
Explore the wit and wisdom of renowned comedian Theo Von with this captivating collection of quotes. Delve into Theo's unique perspective on life, relationships, and the human experience as he offers a humorous take on the everyday absurdities that we all encounter. From hilarious anecdotes to thought-provoking insights, these quotes will leave you entertained and enlightened. Immerse yourself in the comedic brilliance of Theo Von and discover why he has become one of the most beloved and influential voices in stand-up comedy today.

When I see somebody in a Prius, sure, you drive a Prius and you get good gas mileage, but you probably feel like you drive a Prius. Read Summary

I got booed off the stage one time. This was in a University in Florida. The students didn't know that I had to come back out 6 more times, because I was hosting the show. They just thought that I was a comedian opening the show. Read Summary

Howie Mandel is my favorite. He's so friendly, and he's a family man. For a lot of celebrities, to keep a genuineness about them, I think, can be tough, but he really seems to work hard to do that. Read Summary

If I could have anything, I would probably get an old Ford F-150 from the '70s. Read Summary

They're just jokes, people. They can't all be funny. Read Summary

I could have been a dancer. I just never got my shot at it. Read Summary

In Louisiana, you can drive when you're 15 - you could get your driving permit. I remember, during driver's ed, I fell asleep at the wheel one day. I was tired. The guy shook me and switched and said he was getting into the driver's seat. I didn't fail, so I guess you can fall asleep occasionally. It's Louisiana. Read Summary

As soon as I was tall enough, my dad used to let me drive him 60 miles or 70 miles to work. That was pretty fun. My dad was really old. At the time, he was 82 years old. He said, 'Can you drive?' and I said 'Yes.' I guess I didn't find it to be that crazy. Read Summary

The 'Road Rules' thing was just something that happened. It was never like when I was little I said, 'I want to be on a reality show when I grow up.' They didn't even have them then, you know? Read Summary