We're all going to die, all of us; what a circus! That alone should make us love each other, but it doesn't. We are terrorized and flattened by trivialities. We are eaten up by nothing. Read Summary
The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting. Read Summary
We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. Read Summary
If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence. Read Summary
Joan of Arc had style. Jesus had style. Read Summary
I do not like the human race. I don't like their heads, I don't like their faces, I don't like their feet, I don't like their conversations, I don't like their hairdos, I don't like their automobiles. Read Summary
Genius might be the ability to say a profound thing in a simple way. Read Summary
I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there. Read Summary
Even though I write about the human race, the further away from them, the better I feel. Two miles is great; two thousand miles is beautiful. Read Summary
If I write badly about blacks, homosexuals and women, it is because of these who I met were that. There are many 'bads' - bad dogs, bad censorship; there are even 'bad' white males. Only, when you write about 'bad' white males, they don't complain about it. And need I say that there are 'good' blacks, 'good' homosexuals and 'good' women? Read Summary