I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. Read Summary
If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. Read Summary
We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails. Read Summary
The secret to a long marriage is to stay gone. Read Summary
I try to see the good in everybody, and I don't care who people are as long as they're themselves, whatever that is. Read Summary
I thank God for my failures. Maybe not at the time but after some reflection. I never feel like a failure just because something I tried has failed. Read Summary
Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills. Read Summary
People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them. Read Summary
I'm an energy vampire. I just suck off everybody's energy. But I give it back. Read Summary
People say I look so happy - and I say, 'That's the Botox.' Read Summary