I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. Read Summary
A man's only as old as the woman he feels. Read Summary
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. Read Summary
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. Read Summary
I must confess, I was born at a very early age. Read Summary
Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know. Read Summary
I intend to live forever, or die trying. Read Summary
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early. Read Summary
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. Read Summary
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook. Read Summary