For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. Read Summary
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. Read Summary
I believe that it is better to tell the truth than a lie. I believe it is better to be free than to be a slave. And I believe it is better to know than to be ignorant. Read Summary
If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl. Read Summary
Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods. Read Summary
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule. Read Summary
God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. Read Summary
Life is a constant oscillation between the sharp horns of dilemmas. Read Summary
Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it. Read Summary
Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time. Read Summary