Hair extensions and wigs are not the same thing. Wigs are for old ladies and drag queens. Extensions are for women who want longer hair. To be safe, never bring it up if you think a woman is wearing either. No good comes of it. Read Summary
Dating is... weird. Read Summary
I have been able to sniff out a phony. Read Summary
I live in New Orleans part of the year, and it's a really fun eating town. I bought two homes there, one to live in and one as an investment. They love to eat, drink and dress up in costumes. There are so many reasons to dress up - Mardi Gras, Halloween, Southern Decadence. Read Summary
When it's going well, stand-up is the best thing in the world, but when it's not, it feels like all your toes are being pulled off one by one. Read Summary
I always find the most depressing stuff most interesting. Read Summary
I hate Spanx. Read Summary
'Best in Show' legitimized me, and it was a great experience in Vancouver for six weeks with all those dogs! Read Summary
I play so many weirdos in movies that it's nice to play an attractive woman. Read Summary
I'm so vain, all I could think was I should have stopped at 'American Pie.' Read Summary