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The problem with public school is not overcrowding in the classroom. The problem is not teacher unions. The problem is not underfunding or lack of computer equipment. The problem is your damn kids.

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This quote by P. J. O'Rourke highlights the perspective that the main issue with public schools is often attributed to factors such as overcrowding, teacher unions, underfunding, or lack of computer equipment. However, the quote humorously suggests that the true problem lies with the students themselves, emphasizing personal responsibility and behavior.
Quote by P. J. O'Rourke
Comedian, American
P. J. O'Rourke is an American comedian, political satirist, journalist, and author.
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