I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone. Read Summary
What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong. Read Summary
Comedy can be a cathartic way to deal with personal trauma. Read Summary
Cricket is basically baseball on valium. Read Summary
Do I perform sometimes in a manic style? Yes. Am I manic all the time? No. Do I get sad? Oh yeah. Does it hit me hard? Oh yeah. Read Summary
I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out. Read Summary
For me, comedy starts as a spew, a kind of explosion, and then you sculpt it from there, if at all. It comes out of a deeper, darker side. Maybe it comes from anger, because I'm outraged by cruel absurdities, the hypocrisy that exists everywhere, even within yourself, where it's hardest to see. Read Summary
I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. Read Summary
My mother's idea of natural childbirth was giving birth without makeup. She was hyper-positive - the world is a wonderful place, rainbows and unicorns. If you said anything contrary to her, you were basically exiled. Read Summary
I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance. Read Summary