I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. Read Summary
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. Read Summary
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. Read Summary
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. Read Summary
My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend. Read Summary
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Read Summary
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. Read Summary
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. Read Summary
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. Read Summary
My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair. Read Summary