The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool. Read Summary
People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a glass jar on my desk. Read Summary
Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Read Summary
It's better to be good than evil, but one achieves goodness at a terrific cost. Read Summary
When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.' Read Summary
The devil's voice is sweet to hear. Read Summary
God is cruel. Sometimes he makes you live. Read Summary
I recognize terror as the finest emotion and so I will try to terrorize the reader. But if I find that I cannot terrify, I will try to horrify, and if I find that I cannot horrify, I'll go for the gross-out. I'm not proud. Read Summary
People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy... and I keep it in a jar on my desk. Read Summary
Each life makes its own immitation of immortality. Read Summary