Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories. Read Summary
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Read Summary
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. Read Summary
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. Read Summary
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. Read Summary
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' Read Summary
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. Read Summary
I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there. Read Summary
When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. Read Summary
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. Read Summary