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I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.

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This funny quote by comedian Steven Wright sarcastically refers to the confusion and misunderstanding that can arise when interpreting events from a unique perspective. The quote humorously mentions the idea of keeping a diary since birth and highlights the irony of being misunderstood by others right from the start.
Quote by Steven Wright
Comedian, American
Steven Wright is an American comedian known for his deadpan delivery and witty one-liners.
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