In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. Read Summary
Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's been playing with two queens all along. Read Summary
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. Read Summary
Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. Read Summary
You can't build a plot out of jokes. You need tragic relief. And you need to let people know that when a lot of frightened people are running around with edged weaponry, there are deaths. Stupid deaths, usually. I'm not writing 'The A-Team' - if there's a fight going on, people will get hurt. Not letting this happen would be a betrayal. Read Summary
They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance. Read Summary
The 'New Testament', now, I quite liked. Jesus had a lot of good things to say, and as for his father, he must have been highly thought of by the community to work with wood - a material that couldn't have been widely available in Palestine. Read Summary
Freedom without limits is just a word. Read Summary
I must have read every issue of 'Punch' published in the 20th century, and I think in the process I picked up the true voice of English humour - that amiable, fairly liberal, laconic voice which you find in something like 'Three Men in a Boat.' Read Summary
The intelligence of the creature known as a crowd, is the square root of the number of people in it. Read Summary