When it's going well, stand-up is the best thing in the world, but when it's not, it feels like all your toes are being pulled off one by one. Read Summary
Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. Read Summary
I got my story, my dream, from America. The hero I had is Forrest Gump... I like that guy. I've been watching that movie about 10 times. Every time I get frustrated, I watch the movie. I watched the movie before I came here again to New York. I watched the movie again telling me that no matter whatever changed, you are you. Read Summary
Darn the wheel of the world! Why must it continually turn over? Where is the reverse gear? Read Summary
A word to the wise is infuriating. Read Summary
My position is that serious and good art has always existed to help, to serve, humanity. Not to indict. I don't see how art can be called art if its purpose is to frustrate humanity. Read Summary
Why talk now when so many things have been said without ever giving me a chance to talk? Read Summary
When I looked at the third base coach, he turned his back on me. Read Summary
I mean, I feel like you get more bees with honey. But that doesn't mean I don't get frustrated in my life. Read Summary
On every front there are clear answers out there that can make this country stronger, but we're going to break through the fear and the frustration people are feeling. Our job is to make sure that even as we make progress, that we are also giving people a sense of hope and vision for the future. Read Summary
Why can't I just eat my waffle? Read Summary
How unbearable at times are people who are happy, people for whom everything works out. Read Summary
A belief in hell and the knowledge that every ambition is doomed to frustration at the hands of a skeleton have never prevented the majority of human beings from behaving as though death were no more than an unfounded rumor. Read Summary
Rioting is a childish way of trying to be a man, but it takes time to rise out of the hell of hatred and frustration and accept that to be a man you don't have to riot. Read Summary