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I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

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In this quote, W. C. Fields humorously claims to be an expert in electricity, joking that his father held the position of chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
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Comedian, American
W. C. Fields was an American comedian and actor.
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