If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it. Read Summary
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. Read Summary
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to. Read Summary
Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad. Read Summary
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting? Read Summary
Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again. Read Summary
I never vote for anyone. I always vote against. Read Summary
Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one. Read Summary
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. Read Summary
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. Read Summary