Eighty percent of success is showing up. Read Summary
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small. Read Summary
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. Read Summary
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. Read Summary
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch. Read Summary
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there. Read Summary
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. Read Summary
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. Read Summary
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. Read Summary
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Read Summary