Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil. Read Summary
My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got halfway. She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set. Read Summary
I don't want to make money, I just want to be wonderful. Read Summary
I've been things and seen places. Read Summary
When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. Read Summary
'Best in Show' legitimized me, and it was a great experience in Vancouver for six weeks with all those dogs! Read Summary
I get the gold-digger part six times weekly. I can play those women into the ground, but I don't want someone telling me that's all I can do. Read Summary
When you're an actress, there are only a few times you can really get paid. One of them is doing a sequel. They can't fake you or hire another actor to play you. Read Summary
Gina Gershon was a year ahead of me in college. Read Summary
I wanted to be a dramatic actress. Life doesn't go the way you think it's going to go. Read Summary
As a single woman, I reap the benefits of being Stifler's mom. Read Summary
I don't actually go on the Internet that much. Read Summary
Usually, when you're an actress, you have to audition 20 times. Read Summary
Unless you write your own movies... you can't really say what you want to say. Read Summary
The one thing that has helped sustain my career as an actress and a comedian is that people generally view me as fundamentally stupid. Read Summary
I don't really like to call myself a brand, and I don't like to think of myself as a brand. I'm a singer, a songwriter, a musician and a performer. And an actress, and all the other things that I do. When you add it all together, some might call it a brand, but that's not my focus. Read Summary
To be honest, I never really considered myself to be too much of an actress. So, whenever I get the chance to do music, I'm always, like, just in it. It's like, 'Oh my God, I finally get to do this. I'm so happy.' Read Summary