The sway of alcohol over mankind is unquestionably due to its power to stimulate the mystical faculties of human nature, usually crushed to earth by the cold facts and dry criticisms of the sober hour. Read Summary
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. Read Summary
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting? Read Summary
It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it. Read Summary
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch. Read Summary
What white man has ever seen me drunk? Who has ever come to me hungry and left me unfed? Who has seen me beat my wives or abuse my children? What law have I broken? Read Summary
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss. Read Summary
I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull. Read Summary
But there's certainly only one thing I could never agree with George Galloway on. He's a teetotaller and wants to close all the bars in the House of Commons. That is just not on. Read Summary
Minimum sales prices for alcohol are a startlingly bad idea. As with excise duties, the effects are regressive. Read Summary
I like whiskey and I like vodka, too. And beer. Read Summary
Let me be the first to tell you, drinking alcohol is the worst thing to do in cold weather. Hot soup is the best because the process of digesting food helps to warm you up. Read Summary
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up. Read Summary
Alcohol decimated the working class and so many people. Read Summary
I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful. Read Summary
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. Read Summary
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Read Summary
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. Read Summary
I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep. Read Summary
Drink is the only opponent I have been unable to beat. Read Summary