I feel really blessed when people start comparing me with Sachin, but I keep myself focused on my performance and not on such comparisons. I literally worship him, so I don't see too much in this comparison. No cricketer has been able to score one hundred centuries like Sachin. Read Summary
The Vatican is a dagger in the heart of Italy. Read Summary
Laughter is nothing else but sudden glory arising from some sudden conception of some eminency in ourselves, by comparison with the infirmity of others, or with our own formerly. Read Summary
Britney would make a better prostitute than Christina. She's thicker. Read Summary
Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string. Read Summary
I have died many times. I have actually beaten Jesus Christ because he only died once. Read Summary
Israel is slightly smaller than New Jersey. Moses in effect led the tribes of Israel out of the District of Columbia, parted Chesapeake Bay near Annapolis, and wandered for forty years in Delaware. Read Summary
I have been called 'The American De Maupassant.' Well, I never wrote a filthy word in my life, and I don't like to be compared to a filthy writer. Read Summary
The massive bulk of the earth does indeed shrink to insignificance in comparison with the size of the heavens. Read Summary
Obama's not Jesus. He can't walk on water. Read Summary
If we only wanted to be happy, it would be easy; but we want to be happier than other people, and that is almost always difficult, since we think them happier than they are. Read Summary
I'm not Mother Teresa, but I'm not Charles Manson, either. Read Summary
To be honest, I never compare myself with the rookies. Read Summary
I'm very similar to Chandler in many ways, although Chandler is funnier than me, and Chandler absolutely hates his job whereas I absolutely love my job. Read Summary
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. Read Summary
A noble man compares and estimates himself by an idea which is higher than himself; and a mean man, by one lower than himself. The one produces aspiration; the other ambition, which is the way in which a vulgar man aspires. Read Summary
When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everybody will respect you. Read Summary
When I walk into a video arcade filled with 16- or 17-year-old boys, I may as well be Marilyn Monroe. Read Summary
I'm really Wallace Beery in 'The Champ.' Read Summary
The first Van Halen album makes Johnny Rotten out to be what he really was and still is: a hairdresser. Read Summary