I never said half the things I said. Read Summary
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday. Read Summary
Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live. Read Summary
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out. Read Summary
In high school, my prom date fooled around with another guy - on prom night! Read Summary
I praticed making faces in the mirror and it would drive my mother crazy. She used to scare me by saying that I was going to see the devil if I kept looking in the mirror. That fascinated me even more, of course. Read Summary
As a single woman, I reap the benefits of being Stifler's mom. Read Summary
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Read Summary