Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome. Read Summary
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? Read Summary
There has been nothing more impactful on my life and meaningful to me than the introduction of Christ. That, hands down, blows away every joke I've ever written. Read Summary
Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny! Read Summary
My reputation as a ladies' man was a joke. It caused me to laugh bitterly through the 10,000 nights I spent alone. Read Summary
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke. Read Summary
The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind. Read Summary