Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in planning the marriage. Read Summary
I guess I've got a smart wife. Read Summary
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Read Summary
Marriage is the death of hope. Read Summary
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats. Read Summary
An unmarried man, in my opinion, enjoys only half a life. Read Summary
If I were obliged to marry all those with whom I have jested, I should have at least two hundred wives. Read Summary
I hope never to marry in this way; I wish to make my wife happy, but not to become rich by her means, so I will let things alone and enjoy my golden freedom till I am so well off that I can support both wife and children. Read Summary
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me. Read Summary
A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing. Read Summary
Marriage is a very good thing, but I think it's a mistake to make a habit out of it. Read Summary
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive. Read Summary
My marriage to Marjorie is the most rewarding thing that ever happened to me. She gave me a life and a relationship that I didn't know existed. Read Summary
The first time I saw my wife, Marjorie, I was doing stand-up in Memphis, and she was sitting in the front row. Afterward, I walked up and said, 'Ma'am, I'm going to marry you one day.' And 15 years later, I did. Read Summary
Marriage brings one into fatal connection with custom and tradition, and traditions and customs are like the wind and weather, altogether incalculable. Read Summary
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Read Summary
As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent. Read Summary
When I heard the royal family wanted to have me perform in celebration of Prince William's marriage, I knew I had to give them a little something. 'Wet' is the perfect anthem for Prince William or any playa to get the club smokin'. Read Summary
Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives. Read Summary
In the course of a marriage, one accommodates the other. Read Summary