I don't have no deadbeat dads around me. How do you look hanging with me, when I got kids that I am taking care of and you in the backseat not taking care of your kids? Read Summary
I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. Read Summary
If I had a choice about going to a meeting at a studio or changing a nappy, I'd choose the nappy. Read Summary
I raised five children. They all have different personalities. All of them have different issues, different levels of success. That was a learning experience for me. Read Summary
Be nice to your children. After all, they are going to choose your nursing home. Read Summary
I tell my boys not to play rough with their younger sister. I try to teach them what I know already: You're never going to win an argument with a girl, so just let her have what she wants! Read Summary
To rule children by force is the technique of Satan, not of the Savior. Read Summary
My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend. Read Summary
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. Read Summary
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. Read Summary
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife. Read Summary
Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. Read Summary
My dad was always playing music. Not, like, playing music but listening to music. Read Summary
I think every parent, every generation has wanted their children to do better and have a higher standard of living. But I think there's too much guilt. Read Summary
Thing is, I went to a born-again Christian high school, was brought up in a traditional Mormon family where these ideas about parenting are of structure and sacrifice. To think outside of that idea of family and parenting that I've grown up with is tough but also very freeing. Read Summary
It's been my dream to have four babies by 30. I look after animals, so I'd have a lot to give my kids. Read Summary
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. Read Summary
Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. Read Summary
The reason children accept discipline from their parents is because they know their parents love them. Read Summary
If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work. Read Summary