All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages. Read Summary
Prohibition is better than no liquor at all. Read Summary
I only hope that we don't lose sight of one thing - that it was all started by a mouse. Read Summary
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. Read Summary
Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia. Read Summary
Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless. Read Summary
Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree. Read Summary
Who seeks shall find. Read Summary
The way to gain a good reputation is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear. Read Summary
Wine is bottled poetry. Read Summary
The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday. Read Summary
Wal-mart... do they like make walls there? Read Summary
Every man should make his son or daughter learn some useful trade or profession, so that in these days of changing fortunes of being rich today and poor tomorrow they may have something tangible to fall back upon. This provision might save many persons from misery, who by some unexpected turn of fortune have lost all their means. Read Summary
Think and grow rich. Read Summary
I am a hidden meaning made to defy. The grasp of words, and walk away With free will and destiny. As living, revolutionary clay. Read Summary
I don't like magic - but I have been known to make guys disappear. Read Summary
Don't be getting sloppy drunk and telling them dirty jokes. Read Summary
I think it takes a little bit of time for people to take you seriously. Read Summary
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind. Read Summary
The smallest feline is a masterpiece. Read Summary