I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. Read Summary
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against. Read Summary
The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. Read Summary
You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. Read Summary
I think when people mean that Discworld books have become darker they really mean the series is growing up. In 'The Colour of Magic' most of the city is set alight. It's a joke, in much the same way that the Earth is destroyed almost at the start of Douglas Adams's 'The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.' Read Summary
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Read Summary
I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. Read Summary
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. Read Summary
If you think health care is expensive now, just wait 'til it's free. Read Summary
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. Read Summary
Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning. Read Summary
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to. Read Summary
On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. Read Summary
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. Read Summary
Journalism largely consists of saying 'Lord Jones is Dead' to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive. Read Summary
Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another. Read Summary
A politician is an arse upon which everyone has sat except a man. Read Summary
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. Read Summary
In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face. Read Summary
It is unthinkable for a Frenchman to arrive at middle age without having syphilis and the Cross of the Legion of Honor. Read Summary