I went out on a date with Simile. I don't know what I metaphor. Read Summary
For one thing, I don't pun excessively in real life. Read Summary
I was reading a book... 'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down. Read Summary
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus? Read Summary
I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones. Read Summary
The first rap CD that I had, it was so different for me. The energy, the wordplay, all that caught my attention, and I liked it. Read Summary