I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. Read Summary
If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. Read Summary
We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails. Read Summary
The secret to a long marriage is to stay gone. Read Summary
I try to see the good in everybody, and I don't care who people are as long as they're themselves, whatever that is. Read Summary
I thank God for my failures. Maybe not at the time but after some reflection. I never feel like a failure just because something I tried has failed. Read Summary
Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills. Read Summary
People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them. Read Summary
I'm an energy vampire. I just suck off everybody's energy. But I give it back. Read Summary
People say I look so happy - and I say, 'That's the Botox.' Read Summary
I don't have maids or servants, and my husband and I love waking up early and going to the 24-hour supermarket when there is nobody else there. Read Summary
I feel that sin and evil are the negative part of you, and I think it's like a battery: you've got to have the negative and the positive in order to be a complete person. Read Summary
It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. Read Summary
Being a star just means that you just find your own special place, and that you shine where you are. To me, that's what being a star means. Read Summary
I look at myself like a show dog. I've got to keep her clipped and trimmed and in good shape. Read Summary
When I wake up, I expect things to be good. If they're not, then I try to set about trying to make them as good as I can 'cause I know I'm gonna have to live that day anyway. So why not try to make the most of it if you can? Some days, they pan out a little better than others, but you still gotta always just try. Read Summary
I have surrounded myself with very smart people. Read Summary
I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I can do something else. Read Summary
I think people take me as seriously as I want them to. They take me as seriously as I take myself - let's put it that way. Read Summary
I love to flirt, and I've never met a man I didn't like. Read Summary