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With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!

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Rodney Dangerfield humorously talks about his unlucky life and how his psychiatrist's advice has ironically affected his marriage.
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Comedian, American
Rodney Dangerfield was an American comedian and actor.
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