Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. Read Summary
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. Read Summary
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. Read Summary
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that. Read Summary
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. Read Summary
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. Read Summary
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. Read Summary
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. Read Summary
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. Read Summary
'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence? Read Summary