The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. Read Summary
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Read Summary
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. Read Summary
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays. Read Summary
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. Read Summary
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving. Read Summary
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. Read Summary
The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip. Read Summary
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! Read Summary
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. Read Summary