A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

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Mitch Hedberg's quote A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer is a darkly humorous take on holiday gift ideas. With his distinctive comedic style, Hedberg presents a twisted and unexpected suggestion for a unique and unforgettable present during the festive season. The quote is a reflection of his wit and ability to find humor in the unconventional, making it memorable and thought-provoking.

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Quote by Mitch Hedberg

Comedian, American

Mitch Hedberg was an American comedian known for his unique style and deadpan delivery.

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