I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.

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In this humorous quote, comedian Mitch Hedberg reflects on his experience with a stick of CareFree gum. He describes feeling great while blowing a bubble but facing existential thoughts when the gum lost its flavor. The quote captures the ironic and light-hearted nature of Hedberg's comedy.

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Quote by Mitch Hedberg

Comedian, American

Mitch Hedberg was an American comedian known for his unique style and deadpan delivery.

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I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.