I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

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This quote by Mitch Hedberg showcases his unique comedic style as he highlights the absurdity of being told to move from a fire exit. With wit and humor, he sarcastically questions the logic behind the assumption that he, as a flammable person with legs, would not run in the event of a fire. The quote also touches upon the topic of fire safety in a lighthearted manner.

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Quote by Mitch Hedberg

Comedian, American

Mitch Hedberg was an American comedian known for his unique style and deadpan delivery.

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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.