I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.

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This quote by comedian Mitch Hedberg is a humorous reflection on his love for refried beans and his curiosity about trying fried beans. He suggests that perhaps fried beans could be just as delicious as refried beans, making the process of refrying them pointless. With his witty and amusing style, Hedberg invites us to consider unconventional perspectives on everyday things like food.

comedy food humor

Quote by Mitch Hedberg

Comedian, American

Mitch Hedberg was an American comedian known for his unique style and deadpan delivery.

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I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.