You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand. Read Summary
The improv, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, but when it does, it's like open-field running. Read Summary
In the process of looking for comedy, you have to be deeply honest. And in doing that, you'll find out here's the other side. You'll be looking under the rock occasionally for the laughter. Read Summary
Comedy is acting out optimism. Read Summary
I only ever play Vegas one night at a time. It's a hideous, gaudy place; it may not be the end of the world per se, but you can certainly see it from there. Read Summary
We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins. Read Summary
Jimmy Carter was - he still - he remains to this day America's most ex of ex-presidents. You just can't believe that we elected this doofus. He was a bright enough guy and sort of well-meaning. But he was about as prepared to be president of the United States as your goofy old uncle, you know, the one that memorises baseball statistics. Read Summary
A good writer should be able to write comedic work that made you laugh, and scary stuff that made you scared, and fantasy or science fiction that imbued you with a sense of wonder, and mainstream journalism that gave you clear and concise information in a way that you wanted it. Read Summary
There's a glorious sense of freedom in comedy, just allowing myself to tell jokes, allowing myself to interrupt myself and tell old African folk stories that I made up - or didn't - and Jamaican stories. Read Summary
I wanted to write something that would be a comedy in the sense of making people feel happier when they finish it than they did when began it. Read Summary
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming. Read Summary
I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before. Read Summary
I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality. Read Summary
I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people. Read Summary
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.' Read Summary
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero? Read Summary
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Read Summary
Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show. Read Summary
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down. Read Summary
I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy. Read Summary